This is my first post here and I guess people introduce themselves with their first post. I’m going to introduce my fish instead. He’s so much cooler than I am - although I’m bigger than him, but who isn’t?
You see, actually I don’t even know whether he really is a ‘he’, if you understand what I want to say. I mean, how do you determine this for a fish? I guess the male fish don’t have a, well, a counterpart to what the female fish don’t have.. you understand, do you?
Actually I think: I shouldn’t know. People who know such stuff and publicly tell other people about it.. Who cares anyway? It’s a fish after all. Though.. no, no, let me go back to the task of describing the fish - my fish.
It - let’s call it it for a while although now he
it looks at me a bit furiously - isn’t that big, a lot smaller than my
1.88m. I daresay as big as fish nowadays get but you never know after
Chernobyl and all that other almost melt-downs and leaks. The color of
fish is indifferent, isn’t it? Let’s just say my fish is yellow. I don’t
want to discriminate my fish. With all that lawsuits because of people’s
color and race and smoking habits, I really don’t feel like taking part
in that discussion.
I don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. So let me simply declare my
fish is some yellow fish. It’s a pity that it - you
can’t say no to those eyes - he has no arms and no hands
but only fins. We’re already a perfect team but we would be invincible,
if he could give me a hand with coding. But the way things are,
he can only assist me with his mind and his well-educated comments and
notes on my work. You’re going to appreciate his words, too -
believe me.
By the way if someone wants to know more about me, simply take a look at the About page.
Andreas